Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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