Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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