I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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