They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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