Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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