i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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