talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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