Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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