He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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