We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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