forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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