Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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