It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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