I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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