whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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