i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So. Much. Porn.
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