Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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