On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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