talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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