I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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