Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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