i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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