adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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