this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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