Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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