Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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