I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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