You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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