Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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