you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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