I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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