You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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