Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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