She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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