The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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