would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
