He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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