Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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