standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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