he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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