i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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