Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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