I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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