He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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