I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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