She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There r osticjed everywhere
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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