are you still at the devil's house?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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