it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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