Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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