i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".