So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
jump out the window naked night went bad
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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