Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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