I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize