WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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